Monday, March 30, 2015

A Creepy Story



If you want to know what you really believe, try explaining it to preschoolers. Having to condense your most important story down to something that is understandable, not too scary, and will hold the attention of a 4 year old is a challenge for the best of us. 

And it is a challenge that I face every Easter during Preschool Chapel.

Last week I found myself explaining the cross and resurrection once more.  Over 100 pairs of wide eyes listened as I started talking. “I want to tell you a story today that has a scary part, but the scary part is in the middle, and if you can get through the scary part with me, I promise there is a happy ending.”  And then I launched into how wonderful Jesus was, and how he taught everybody about how much God loved them. And that there were some Bad Guys who didn’t like Jesus saying things like that, and so eventually they (and I say this part very quietly and sadly, and their little ears still catch every word I’m saying) killed him. 

“But then, when things were their scariest and saddest, some of Jesus’ best friends went to where he was buried.  And he was gone!”  Now it gets even trickier. How to explain the resurrection to these children without accidentally describing ZombieJesus?

“And God brought him back to life to prove that love would always, always win and Bad Guys would always, always lose.  And that we don’t have to be scared ever again, even during our scariest moments, because Christ has been there already before us.”

I thought I had done okay in telling my most important story, until a little boy on the front row piped up, “That story is CREEPY!”  Yikes, had I brought ZombieJesus to life?

The more I think about it, though, Jesus’ story does have a creepy edge to it. There was a lot more creepy stuff than I described to those preschoolers. Sweat mixed with blood. Betrayal. An all-night trial. Whippings. Crucifixion. Abandonment. Yes, creepy isn’t too far off as a descriptor. 

Sometimes even the best of us will find ourselves having to deal with the creepy side of life. Or death. And even when those dark and scary times come, we can hold onto the truth of that very first Easter. That love will always, always win, and we don’t have to be scared ever again, even during our creepiest moments, because Christ has been there already before us.