Saturday, April 5, 2014

In Which I Review a Movie Poorly



I’m a Coke drinker. I always have been, and I always will be. Growing up in Atlanta, this preference comes naturally. In fact, when Andy and I bought our first house, we used some Coke stock that had been given to me as part of our down payment. Occasionally, I’ll order Coke in a restaurant and the server will bring me Pepsi. The server looks at me with a “what difference does it make?” look as she removes the offending drink. After all, they are both brownish, sugary, cola soft drinks. Diehard fans of either Coke and Pepsi know that there is a tremendous difference between the two drinks.

This is why I’m usually very slow to read popular Christian literature or watch popular Christian films. (Bear with me here.) There are so many different flavors of Christianity, and often the popular things are from the Pepsi branch of our faith family. Just because it’s labelled “Christian” doesn’t mean that it reflects how I experience Christianity. There have been the occasional happy surprises, such as “The Shack.” And there have been the things that have made me embarrassed to share the name “Christian,” either because of the quality or the theology of the work.

I went to see “God’s Not Dead” with some trepidation, after being asked about it by some folks at church. By the time the movie was over, I was a huddled, cringing mess. As I walked out, the theatre worker looked at me and asked if I was okay. I appreciate that he was truly caring, concerned that I might be in some spiritual crisis. Perhaps I was, because I’m still having flashbacks to that movie today.  I’ll share a few thoughts for the record, and I’ll try to keep some balance, because I know this movie has spoken to some people.

1.       The music is good.
2.       If any of my children ever were to have a professor force them to sign a statement that says “God is dead,” please report them to the academic dean asap.  (The same goes if a professor forces the entire class to sign a statement that says “Jesus Christ is my Savior.”) Likewise if said professor corners them in an elevator, or collars them in a hallway, and whispers angry threats, go to the dean right away and file a complaint. The threats and intimidation that are shown in this movie are not acceptable on any campus, and there are policies in place to prevent it. Why did the filmmakers feel the need to manufacture this sense of persecution?
3.       Loved the music, although it was one long commercial for Newsboys, beginning with the opening scene when the protagonist is wearing a Newsboys t-shirt and ending with the climactic scene outside of a Newsboys concert.
4.       The only real-life evangelist that was named in this movie was Franklin Graham. Franklin is in today’s newspaper for his comments praising Putin for his strong anti-homosexuality position, and he has made other attention-grabbing political statements in the past. (As I’ve said before, in my opinion Franklin is not the man his daddy is.)  There are other folks out there who preach the Gospel boldly without overt politicizing, by the way.
5.       I’m still humming the music.
6.       The non-Christians were portrayed as so achingly bad, and the Christians were so achingly good. It would be nice if the world were divided as neatly and cleanly into Bad Guys and Good Guys, but we’re all mostly a mix of good and bad. It seems to me that the main difference is that we Christians know that we’re a bunch of sinners saved by grace through faith.
7.       There was music by Superchick, and my daughters loved them when they were young.
8.       The final scene?  (Spoiler alert.) Couldn’t they have at least put an umbrella over the dying man’s face as they were bringing him to Jesus? There were many umbrellas being held in the watching crowd, did no one have enough compassion to keep the downpour out of his mouth, nose, and eyes?  Please don’t misunderstand- it was good to see that he knew that Christ was with him in his final moments, but all I could focus on was Why Couldn’t Someone Put An Umbrella Over His Face?
9.       Did I mention I liked the music?

Perhaps the power of this movie is that it gets the conversation going and allows people to think about how far they are willing to go for their faith. For us Christians blessed to live in the US, the greatest challenges to our faith do not come from apocryphal professors demanding that we renounce our faith. No, my reality is that I find the greatest challenges to my Christianity occur in multitudes of mundane ways. Am I willing to wait patiently as the driver in front of me drives well below the speed limit? Will I cede my place in the checkout line to the impatient line jumper? Will I greet the stranger at church seeking financial assistance with genuine love or surly suspicion? Will I take the time to listen to someone who needs to talk? Will I fret about the daily trivialities rather than jump joyously into God’s design for the day?  Give me a ridiculously over-the-top atheist professor any day; I’ll be glad to argue my point from the safety of a lectern for hours.  It is the day-to-day living that I fail to prove my faith all too often.  

These daily challenges will not make great cinema, but they are much more real than anything I’ve seen in the theatres lately.